This Shouldn’t Have Worked… But It Did
A token called USELESS COIN just flipped the entire meme trenches upside down. In only 7 hours since launch, $USELESS is up 12,190%, topping the charts on Raydium and grabbing the #1 trending spot across Solana. Its whole pitch? “It is a useless coin that shouldn’t have pumped.”
Turns out, reverse psychology hits different when the meme coin meta is this degenerate.
Market Stats
•Price: $0.008557
•Market Cap: $8.5 million
•Liquidity: $412K
•24H Volume: $22.1 million
•24H Gain: +12,190%
•6H Gain: +3,165%
•Transactions: 76,248
•Buy/Sell Volume: $11.1M / $11.0M
•Buyers/Sellers: 9,880 / 8,419
•Total Wallets (Makers): 10,658
What Even Is This?
USELESS COIN is a textbook memecoin meta play. No roadmap. No promises. Just two cartoon dogs screaming on a banner with the text: “It is a useless coin that shouldn’t have pumped. The more hated the rally, the more likely it pumps harder.”
It’s a parody of utility-obsessed crypto logic and the market loved it. There’s no official team doxxed, no whitepaper, and zero visible utility. That’s the point.
Meme Mechanics at Work
The coin hit virality on Twitter within hours, fueled by:
•Screenshots of users turning $50 into $5,000
•Influencers sharing ironic “Don’t buy this” posts
•Hype around how anti-narrative it is in a sea of AI and RWA clones
And once it landed #1 trending on Raydium? Degens flooded in, expecting either a zero or a moon and so far, it’s all rockets.
Final Take
USELESS COIN is a pure meme token: chaotic, community-fueled, and built on irony. But whether it’s a 24-hour firework or the next SLERF-level run is anyone’s guess.For now? It’s the least useful coin doing the most damage on Solana.