Live Token Stats
•Price: $0.0002950
•Market Cap: $294K
•FDV: $294K
•Liquidity: $65K
•Volume (24H): $2.5M
•Buy/Sell Volume: $1.2M / $1.2M
•Transactions: 28,469
•Wallets (Makers): 5,316
•Price Change:
•1H: +4.35%
• 6H: +250%
• 24H: +316%
The Most Degenerate Ticker Yet
Yes, it’s called $CUM short for “Completely Useless Memecoin.” It launched on Pump.fun just six hours ago and has already skyrocketed 316% with over $2.5 million in volume. The chart looks like a joke. The name is a joke. But apparently, the gains are not.
Despite its absurd branding, $CUM shot to #3 on Pump.fun rankings today. Traders have been raiding comments and Telegrams all morning with screenshots of the green chart and the now-iconic “i came for the gains” slogan.
Minimalist Branding, Maximalist Energy
The project’s banner is literally a white background with the acronym spelled out in plain text. No flashy art. No roadmap. Just vibes and a green circle with “CUM” scribbled inside it.
This deadpan, self-aware humor seems to be striking a chord. Multiple CT profiles are posting variations of: “The funniest ticker always wins.”
It’s the classic meme coin formula go all-in on irony and let the internet do the rest.
Will It Hold or Blow Out?
Buy volume is nearly equal to sell volume as of now, which suggests the rally hasn’t peaked just yet. With 5,000+ wallets onboard and the meme reaching critical mass on Twitter and Pump.fun group chats, $CUM could still ride the degenerate wave higher.
But we’ve seen this arc before tickers like this tend to explode fast, then fade even faster. Unless the community somehow makes it their hill to die on, expect this to either moon or implode by the weekend.
Final Take
$CUM is pure meme chaos no utility, no promises, no shame.It’s going viral because it’s ridiculous, and sometimes that’s all it takes in the Solana meme trenches.Trade it carefully. Or don’t. That’s the point.
