Live Token Stats (as of May 22, 2025)
•Price: $0.02253
•Market Cap: $22.5M
•FDV: $22.5M
•Liquidity: $946K
•24H Volume: $6.5M
•24H Price Change: +36.38%
•6H Change: +9.19%
•Buy/Sell Count: 9,629 buys vs. 9,715 sells
•Buy/Sell Volume: $3.3M / $3.2M
•Transactions: 19,344
•Wallets (Makers): 3,506
•Buyers: 2,210Sellers: 2,405
•Chain: Solana
•DEX: Raydium (CPMM)
What’s the Point?Exactly.
USELESS Coin ($USELESS) is doing the exact opposite of what its name suggests surging 36% in a single day while trading over $6.5M in volume. It’s one of the top risers in the Solana meme coin space today, defying logic, utility, and any reasonable expectation.
Its branding is hilariously clear: nonsensical items like watering cans with blocked spouts and legless boots, backed by a coin that loudly declares it has no purpose. That, it turns out, is the whole point.
Peak Absurdity, Peak Engagement
$USELESS Coin is tapping into the ironic meta: tokens that exist because they shouldn’t. It follows a lineage of self-aware degens think $FART, $MFER, and $DUMB who lean into chaos as a feature, not a bug.
But this isn’t just a meme with no traction:
•Nearly 20K transactions todayClose to 1:1 buy/sell ratio (bullish but not manipulated)
•$946K in locked liquidity one of the higher levels among current trending tokens
•Growing 3,500+ holder base, up 22% from yesterday
Why Is It Pumping?
1. Meme Resonance: The joke lands. Absurdist branding done really well.
2. Solid Stats: Volume, liquidity, and wallet count are strong for its MC tier.
3. No Presale, No Roadmap: Like many Pump.fun-origin tokens, it’s pure market energy.
4. Trading Buzz: It’s been circulating on CT via meme pages with ironic captions like “finally found the next serious utility project.”
Final Take
$USELESS is doing numbers ironically, purposefully, and convincingly.It’s another reminder that in Solana meme land, logic is optional and narrative is everything. The more USELESS it claims to be, the more people seem to want it.
If it flips $30M MC before the weekend, don’t ask why. Ask why not.
